April Fools Alternative Facts March

Fake news helped put an ignorant fascist loser with a bad spray tan in the White House, and we’ve had enough.

On April 1st grab your pitchforks, torches, and homemade signs, and march with us from Breitbart News to the White House. We’ll be making stops along the route at FOX, RT, and the homes and establishments of other esteemed pundits and liars.

Our knowledgable tour guides, and fact checkers will leave no stone unturned. If there is any bullshit along the route that needs fact checking, we’ll be on it like a swarm of flies on a hot summer’s day…

This is a peaceful event, and our goal is to follow the existing laws; not the fake ones, while we excercise our First Amendment Rights…